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Unusual Things I am Anxious About

  • What if I had never met my husband? If the theory of multiple universes is true, there must be millions of versions of myself out there that never met him. That would be awful! IT IS SO SAD

  • That one day someone might frame me for a crime, and then I'll get sent to prison, and the prison people won't believe that I really have food allergies and so I can't eat the food there, and I gradually starve to death

  • That I might get a religious vision that reveals Islam to be the one true faith, and then I can't eat bacon anymore

  • That my children might grow up and like anime


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Jan. 26th, 2016 04:38 am (UTC)
There are also universes where you know your husband in infinite pairings on a spectrum from intimate partner to ambivalent acquaintance and mortal enemy. Let your faith take you where it may. In this universe, there are many bacons.
Jan. 26th, 2016 06:51 am (UTC)
That's just beautiful. <3
Jan. 26th, 2016 07:40 am (UTC)
that vision would be false

but pigs are so smart I don't like eating them
Jan. 26th, 2016 08:53 pm (UTC)
Bacon is really good though! I mean not just in the hyperbolic internet sense! It's the best! It's pretty much the only meat I could stand when I was with child.

Maybe science can create a dumber pig
Jan. 26th, 2016 07:15 pm (UTC)
I have the second fear.
Jan. 26th, 2016 08:54 pm (UTC)
So it's not just me!

If you are framed I will send you food that doesn't have files baked into it
Jan. 26th, 2016 11:37 pm (UTC)
Actually this started because I read so many memoirs of political prisoners, so my fear actually is that I'm put in a position where I'm morally required to go to prison like a brave dissident, except because I have so many health issues I would probably die. From food allergies or something else.

Jan. 28th, 2016 02:16 am (UTC)
It got worse when I read about Weev being in prison and them not accommodating his Celiac disease.
Jan. 28th, 2016 03:14 am (UTC)

I was going to mention weev actually but I decided not to.

You are my phobia twin. Although I don't think about this all the time, it's just part of the general bundle of fears I have around illness.

I also get nervous in the city in places with high population density and tall buildings. My father also has this, and I never met anyone else who has this. Do you?
Jan. 27th, 2016 12:41 am (UTC)
I don't know, the anime one seems legit. ;)
Jan. 28th, 2016 02:14 am (UTC)
It keeps me up at night!
Jan. 27th, 2016 04:31 am (UTC)
It's not that special. Smoked Turkey, Turkey bacon, beef fry and olives have the same basic taste.

Jan. 28th, 2016 02:14 am (UTC)
Re: Bacon
Turkey bacon is okay. I guess.
Jan. 29th, 2016 03:44 am (UTC)
Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that in an infinite number of universes you in fact married Donald Trump? And in an equal number of universes you married Bernie Sanders?
Jan. 30th, 2016 08:05 am (UTC)
And in some, they're married to each other!
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